Isn't it the small daily happenings that make life so spectacular?
If you were put on this planet to accomplish a certain number of things, then if you procrastinate, would you live longer?
Is it possible to think of Nothing?
Do brainstorms come with thunder and lightning?
How come everyone seems normal until you get to know them?
Why is it that once your children grow up they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going?
Why are teenagers expected to be mature enough to make their own decisions about clothing dating etc. but their parents won't let them?
Why is it that when women hold off from marrying men we call it independence but when men hold off from marrying women we call it fear of commitment?
Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?
Why is it that when men say something and do something else, they 'lied', but when women do the same thing, they 'changed their mind'?
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Other quotes
A genius is 1% inspiration and 99%perspiration
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Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again. - Mary Pickford
"Life is tough, it's tougher when you're stupid." - John Wayne
"My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot." - Ashleigh Brilliant
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein
"The masses are the asses." -Karl Marx
"The trouble with work is that it interferes with living." - Peter Mckill 1968
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Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Does a person ever get sick without being tired?
If 7-11 is open 24-7 and 365 days a year why do they have locks on their doors?
If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
If your clone kills you, is that suicide?
Practice makes perfect, but if nobody's perfect, why practice?
Why can't you make another word using all the letters in 'anagram'?
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